I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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