whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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