I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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