Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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