Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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