Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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