i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
