I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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