Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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