He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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