Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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