I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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