mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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