why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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