do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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