I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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