So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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