First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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