I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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