yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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