I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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