U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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