Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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