Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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