It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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