Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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