I don't think brook has ever known best
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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