She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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