The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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