You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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