I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
