so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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