i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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