Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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