It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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