Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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