is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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