We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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