I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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