the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
