I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So vagazzling was a success
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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