Do vagina's smell?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think people are normalizing furries
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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