stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
