I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I need a beard to bite.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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