we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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