Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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