the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i drank out of a bidet.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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