i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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