Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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