It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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