I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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