Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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