Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
