I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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