Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I love you.
Bad choice
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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