this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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