Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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