She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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